Thread: Wild animal attack NZ!

Was supposed to lower a few this weekend but alas no. Turkey mince in patties is superb.

This is what happens when were not aloud to your our gun,s the animals are fighting back !!! Sig a dog onto it , mongrels .

It could be the Colors and the height. You son being seen by that turkey as competing for his damsels.

Originally Posted by Friwi

It could be the Colors and the height. You son being seen by that turkey as competing for his damsels.

I think you're right. Hen in tow and that t-shirt seemed to press his buttons!

Did someone say GREEN MONKEY

My boy doesn't seem to have much luck with animals. We passed through a field of cows on the way to the beach this morning. He was carrying an orange football. The normally passive cows went mental. He got properly charged. Luckily, he dropped the ball. They were stomping and chewing on it as we made our retreat, never seen anything like it!

Originally Posted by MB

My boy doesn't seem to have much luck with animals. We passed through a field of cows on the way to the beach this morning. He was carrying an orange football. The normally passive cows went mental. He got properly charged. Luckily, he dropped the ball. They were stomping and chewing on it as we made our retreat, never seen anything like it!

the rate yah boy is going I really hope you don't take him to the zoo! I swear the 21st century timeline got messed up when Harambe got shot back in 2012. ha

The are posturing at the moment round here too i hear my old spaniel giving them a rev up when the hang out too long around the house

The red on the males neck is really intense and they are doing a stupid little wings down tail forward strut around the girls until I try get close

I also have a friend absolutely terrified of chickens, roosters especially
Made me cry laugh watching this full grown man screaming and running for the car


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lol don't know how I missed this gem

Probably best if you steer him away from any career related to wildlife documentaries.

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Originally Posted by Ned

Probably best if you steer him away from any career related to wildlife documentaries.

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oh come on...where is the fun in that,the lad could make a fortune with multiple utube sensations going viral.... he might even be the ultimate waterfowler decoy.....couple of water wings and into the pond he goes......might need a full wetsuit to combat the cold,but if it brings in the ducks....

Stealing ducks and ducklings as a kid saw a full on attack from mum. We’d run, with the spoils, as fast as our little legs would go. Use to have pet ducks, they’d sleep in a mail box in our bedroom.

I think it's quite entertaining how birds can be so aggressive relative to their size vs whatever it is they are being aggressive towards. Hard case seeing a spur wing plover holding off a whole herd of 500 nosey dairy cows .
Sri Lankan fella that works for us developed a fear of going to a certain paddock because of "the eagle"
I was sure we had something lost in translation when he told me about the eagle that kept attacking him whenever he went into that paddock and then I met "the eagle" myself one day, granted it was very aggressive and could be seen as quite intimidating but it was also just a bloody magpie lol

Birds are modern day dinosaurs. I have no problems shooting them. In contrast, I have some empathy for the mammals I hunt.

as a young fella I worked holidays on a sheep station -my boss bought a huge american bronze turkey gobbler to improve his local turkeys - several days later screaming from out by clothes line -wifey being attacked by the new gobbler - he grabbed first thing at hand a shovel - wack - and dead end to turkey breeding program