Praise be to spanners for delivering me from my sins.
Stressful few hours again. I shall not fiddle fiddle fuck any more.
Easy
1) leave the bloody thing alone
2) if you even think about fiddling around to see what happens refer to step 1
3) if you do decide to fiddle around and you can not get back you should have paid attention to steps 1&2
4) if you have to get one of the caretakers to fix your fiddling mishap the cost shall be a 24 pack of our favourite beverage (pray like hell it is not the finest scotch you can get)
5) Don't do it again
Done
RULE 4: IDENTIFY YOUR TARGET BEYOND ALL DOUBT
To be a Human is to be an Alien, ask the animals, We invade this world and we are killing it, we are destroying the earth and nobody gives a fuck except for the animals
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24 pack of speights can get you far beyond your wildest dreams here ...
Ok so I made this dumb f**k mistake too, how do I get out of purgatory??
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