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    You need to lay of goat meat for a bit bro!
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    Your a bunch of unsympathetic bastards, that all I'll say, oh for Fark sake

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    Don't give up on us goat commander they're like this all the time or farking worse! LOL

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    Your Irish aye : turn that thing round your looking thru the wrong end of the scope
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    Why do you think the gun is haunted?????? What is it doing ????

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    Gotta say as funny as the replys were it was pretty ratshit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by goatcommander View Post
    hi all, has anyone ever experienced a a cursed rifle or anything along the lines,

    i have an old rifle and i think its haunted, either by some old spirt or by a disgruntled goat that i absoloutly made a total mess of at point blank.

    what should i do? maori blesser?
    please help
    Goatcommander, exorcise the demons by using it every day for a month.
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    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
    What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rushy View Post
    Goatcommander, exorcise the demons by using it every day for a month.
    and if it spits, stop stroking it


    the cat! the cat you fool!!!!
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    im gunna go out on a limb here and suggest that i think GC is havin troubles sighting in this particuler firearm ?
    BURN BABY BURN
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tussock View Post
    I had a rifle called Christine. It was pure evil, without a doubt it was cursed. I fired it 6 times and swore never again. I traded it to another guy (he took it even though it had tried to kill him previously).

    In his possession it met the fate of all cursed rifles. It was sold on Trademe.
    What did this rifle do in those 6 shots fired Tussock? Bite your eye socket?
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    Quote Originally Posted by geezejonesy View Post
    im gunna go out on a limb here and suggest that i think GC is havin troubles sighting in this particuler firearm ?
    Nope just ghosts I reckon ha

    Gc what sort of rifle you running? I had the same issue with a river 222 when I was young, couldnt hit a bull in the arse with that thing from 50 yards. Glad to see it fuck off. I think it may have been because it was so light and flimsy I could never get a proper rest or maybe because it was a ruger

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tussock View Post
    I had a rifle called Christine.
    There is the problem right there Tussock. It was female and didn't like the way you were touching her without the right amount of fore play and passion
    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
    What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
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    shit if this is the case with a single goat my shotty needs a full scale vatican exorcism given the amount of wildfowl that have flown away laughing!.dunno squire she's a tad complicated.perhaps consult one of barry crumps books -he'd probably had some experience around this.
    just a thought -did the goats head swivel as it roared"do you know who I am???"
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    GC, tell us what this haunted rifle does?

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    BURN BABY BURN
    Rule 1: Treat every firearm as loaded Rule 2: Always point firearms in a safe direction Rule 3: Load a firearm only when ready to fire Rule 4: Identify your target beyond all doubt Rule 5: Check your firing zone
    Rule 6: Store firearms and ammunition safely Rule 7: Avoid alcohol and drugs when handling firearms

 

 

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