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Thread: Toby Goodley Memorial Trophy shoot -October 15/16th

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    Talking about scoffing. Man the food over here is easy to consume.
    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
    What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rushy View Post
    Talking about scoffing. Man the food over here is easy to consume.
    Probably easier to excrete as well
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pengy View Post
    Probably easier to excrete as well
    Let me just say that regularity is my friend Pengy.
    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
    What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
    Rule 1: Treat every firearm as loaded
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    Rule 4: Identify your target beyond all doubt
    Rule 5: Check your firing zone
    Rule 6: Store firearms and ammunition safely
    Rule 7: Avoid alcohol and drugs when handling firearms

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rushy View Post
    Ha ha ha what a sight that would be. Pengy slapping the hell out of Scousers knee caps with his stubby little wings until Scouser reaches down and nails him on the beak with a head butt.
    Its a standing joke that if theres two scousers in a room theres going to be a fight.
    the two scousers vs everybody else...

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    Quote Originally Posted by marky123 View Post
    Its a standing joke that if theres two scousers in a room theres going to be a fight.
    the two scousers vs everybody else...
    I concur.......and we usually win!!!!! ...(Oh shit what have i done?????)
    While I might not be as good as I once was, Im as good once as I ever was!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scouser View Post
    Im on my third one of those!!!!!

    i will take 'British' as a close second.....but defo not fukn english........
    But it has to be covered by the protective sheath......

    While I might not be as good as I once was, Im as good once as I ever was!

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    There used to be a documentary series on you lot.

    There are only three types of people in this world. Those that can count, and those that can't!

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    Quote Originally Posted by gadgetman View Post
    There used to be a documentary series on you lot.

    Ohhh Noooooooooo

    'Boys from the blackstuff' was waaay better.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scouser View Post
    Ohhh Noooooooooo

    'Boys from the blackstuff' was waaay better.....
    True. But it doesn't have that cringe factor like the one above.
    There are only three types of people in this world. Those that can count, and those that can't!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scouser View Post
    I concur.......and we usually win!!!!! ...(Oh shit what have i done?????)
    If you fight like you tell a joke it would take you fifteen minutes and three whiskeys to throw the first punch and then there would be a mandatory dunny break before the second.
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    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
    What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
    Rule 1: Treat every firearm as loaded
    Rule 2: Always point firearms in a safe direction
    Rule 3: Load a firearm only when ready to fire
    Rule 4: Identify your target beyond all doubt
    Rule 5: Check your firing zone
    Rule 6: Store firearms and ammunition safely
    Rule 7: Avoid alcohol and drugs when handling firearms

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rushy View Post
    If you fight like you tell a joke it would take you fifteen minutes and three whiskeys to throw the first punch and then there would be a mandatory dunny break before the second.
    There will be no argument from me with that statement.....unfortunately.....
    While I might not be as good as I once was, Im as good once as I ever was!

    Rule 4: Identify your target beyond all doubt

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    Haha. Gis a job
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pengy View Post
    Haha. Gis a job
    Tickety-boo mate, tickety-boo.
    There are only three types of people in this world. Those that can count, and those that can't!

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    I reckon I kight have to try to make it along to this, road trip for the canterbury lads? Sounds like just the friendly banter will be worth it
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan_Songhurst View Post
    I reckon I kight have to try to make it along to this, road trip for the canterbury lads? Sounds like just the friendly banter will be worth it
    Ryan you should book it in mate, the Waikato drinkers will be there in force.
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    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
    What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
    Rule 1: Treat every firearm as loaded
    Rule 2: Always point firearms in a safe direction
    Rule 3: Load a firearm only when ready to fire
    Rule 4: Identify your target beyond all doubt
    Rule 5: Check your firing zone
    Rule 6: Store firearms and ammunition safely
    Rule 7: Avoid alcohol and drugs when handling firearms

 

 

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