Thread: Apple Cider

Originally Posted by P38

@Rushy

You need to brush up on your history mate.

Apple Cider has been a popular leg opener with the ladies almost since time began.

Just check out what Eve got up to after she plucked her first Apple from that tree in the Garden of Eden

Cheers
Pete

Pete having been there at the time, I know that particular Apple was very fresh. Adam got the pip when he realised Eve was rotten to the core but after he peeled off, Eve made the best use she could of my flesh. Hsssssss

at the rate this is goin the forum admin might wanna consider a bulk buy of paracetamol tablets if the boys hook into that cider!mind you looks bloody appetising .

Originally Posted by kotuku

at the rate this is goin the forum admin might wanna consider a bulk buy of paracetamol tablets if the boys hook into that cider!mind you looks bloody appetising .

Two bottles seems to be about my limit.

Can't seem to stand well enough to pour the third one

Cheers
Pete

I don't enjoy cider so much, these days - I know how punishing it can be if you exceed that narrow margin of error in judgment. I used to cart about 24 tonnes of it from Bulmer's Cidery in Gisborne, up to Auckland for distribution, and the storeman used to give Jacquie a few free samplers to take home. I loved the cider, but it fuk'n' hated me.

Cider my favourie yummy