Good looking sandwich toby. You are living pretty high off the hog these days. Don't go getting overweight on that new section of thigh bone.
It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
Rule 1: Treat every firearm as loaded
Rule 2: Always point firearms in a safe direction
Rule 3: Load a firearm only when ready to fire
Rule 4: Identify your target beyond all doubt
Rule 5: Check your firing zone
Rule 6: Store firearms and ammunition safely
Rule 7: Avoid alcohol and drugs when handling firearms
I slice up schnitzel thick meat into strips ( no fat it can go rancid) about 2 cm wide , marinate them in a desert spoon of salt same with brown sugar , pepper ,2-3 shakes of soy sauce, glug of sweet chilli sauce and cover with red wine at least over night , then drain them put a tooth pick or bamboo skewer through one end then hang them from the rack in my little chief electric smoker , smoke them over one pan of oak dust and leave them drying for at least 8 hours or more depending on humidity , in a sealed jar in the fridge they will last as long as it takes to eat them .
Get as close as you can then six feet closer
good meat makes good mince, crap meat makes crap mince
tell the turkeys to take you along to the next cull and youll show them how its done
the dundee clan are just pullin up at ya front gate;musta smelt em cooking.BTWwhere the trusty watties???
next lot ya mince try puttin it through one of the garden composting shredders -might make life a tad easier-add a bit of rib bone too -give the buggers a little body!!
Looks pretty jam up, bud, good stuff. I usually make it in the oven with the door slightly open at 50-60 degrees. Mainly skirt or rump (beef) but also moose when I was in Sweden, the locals went mental over it. Anyway, just invested in a dehydrator, does a great job. Any members in the Hawke's Bay are welcome to borrow it, it's primo.
I have made venison, Canada goose and beef jerky with my method , the Canada jerky is exceptionally nice .
Get as close as you can then six feet closer
Been smelling different things in the pantry and think I have a good mix sorted now. Time to make some more
VIVA LA HOWA
I daresay after a decent gutsful of that toby ,a man would want to be sittin upwind of you in church huh
It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
Rule 1: Treat every firearm as loaded
Rule 2: Always point firearms in a safe direction
Rule 3: Load a firearm only when ready to fire
Rule 4: Identify your target beyond all doubt
Rule 5: Check your firing zone
Rule 6: Store firearms and ammunition safely
Rule 7: Avoid alcohol and drugs when handling firearms
Ballsed up so bad theres next to nothing left
VIVA LA HOWA
It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
Rule 1: Treat every firearm as loaded
Rule 2: Always point firearms in a safe direction
Rule 3: Load a firearm only when ready to fire
Rule 4: Identify your target beyond all doubt
Rule 5: Check your firing zone
Rule 6: Store firearms and ammunition safely
Rule 7: Avoid alcohol and drugs when handling firearms
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