Hmmmm brace of pheasant, brace of mallard, brace of impact...aaaaa?????
Hmmmm brace of pheasant, brace of mallard, brace of impact...aaaaa?????
...amitie, respect mutuel et amour...
...le beau et le bon, cela rime avec Breton!...
It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
Rule 1: Treat every firearm as loaded
Rule 2: Always point firearms in a safe direction
Rule 3: Load a firearm only when ready to fire
Rule 4: Identify your target beyond all doubt
Rule 5: Check your firing zone
Rule 6: Store firearms and ammunition safely
Rule 7: Avoid alcohol and drugs when handling firearms
There are only three types of people in this world. Those that can count, and those that can't!
Need to enjoy the pure flavour of my venison
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BURN BABY BURN
Rule 1: Treat every firearm as loaded Rule 2: Always point firearms in a safe direction Rule 3: Load a firearm only when ready to fire Rule 4: Identify your target beyond all doubt Rule 5: Check your firing zone
Rule 6: Store firearms and ammunition safely Rule 7: Avoid alcohol and drugs when handling firearms
Well that flagon lasted well I thought. 11/9/14 was scribbled on it
"Thats not a knife, this is a knife"
Rule 2: Always point firearms in a safe direction
CFD
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Suppose you mark your undies the same way?
Boom, cough,cough,cough
Roast hogget on left goat on the right.
Found more watties
"Thats not a knife, this is a knife"
Rule 2: Always point firearms in a safe direction
CFD
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I.m not all that sure why you eat normal food, its wasted on you
I don't get FUCKEN offended we eat well here
"Thats not a knife, this is a knife"
Rule 2: Always point firearms in a safe direction
CFD
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dundee old mate -fuel up the trusty steed ,pile a crew on board and head direct to the watties factory. somewhere along the way find a spare mini tanker (behind a country pub is a good site)-if it aint chained up -hitch the bitch &make tracks this is an emergency.
get to the factory and tell em youre not moving till that tankers full of watties finest tomato sauce(130gallons if me memories correct). on the way home call at the brewery and grab a pallet of ya favourite tonsil lubricant(nothing like buyin in bulk!)
right get it home -bung it somewhere where it cant be got atand bobs ya uncle.
if ya catch PTor Sean havin a sniff round hiff a shitty gumboot in their direction"ya should know better than to pinch an old mans comforts ya pups" or your modified agricultural version. I'd be a litttle careful round mother dundee though cause an offended wifes bite is usually pretty devestating to a bloke at any time.
anyhow best of luck at least you dont earn 250,000pa work in wellington and get asked stupid bloody questions everytime you go somewhere!
Last edited by kotuku; 27-11-2014 at 11:20 PM.
gadget man you there?? has tim erider givin you a towel up over lettin out secrets??if not she should give you a good thrashing with H&F latest catalogue, then make you streak down the street in the red racing crableg longjohns!!
Pay out is going to be shit But at least I have cranked open my new five litre flagon tonight.
"Thats not a knife, this is a knife"
Rule 2: Always point firearms in a safe direction
CFD
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