Thread: Tofu

Originally Posted by 7mmwsm

Max you are bordering on not fit and proper.

Yes sir, sorry sir. (shuffles awkwardly, and looks at the floor.) Can i go now?

that stuff looks like the bloody rubber you can buy from para rubber .it also is similar to ancient bed toppers .?/If you eat enough would your turds act like squash balls going down the kazzi????

I've heard that if you marinade it liberally in coconut oil..........







it's a lot easier to scrape it off your plate and into the rubbish

Originally Posted by kotuku

If you eat enough would your turds act like squash balls going down the kazzi????

Test your own theory out.

Be brave. You're doing it for science and the benefit of all mankind.

tofu, for when you really dont like food.
remember its not real food till the paper bag turns clear

I have about 60% of that Tofu left.

In an attempt to make it vaguely self respecting, I am going to sprinkle Masterfoods steak seasoning (recommended to me by @Micky Duck) on it to see if I can get it to improve it's game at all.

Your better off going to an Asian supermarket and looking for a packet of brown strip Tofu. Much better.

Or crumbing the white Tofu and frying with a dipping sauce on the side.

Man up, smother it in chillies, garlic and ginger then stir fry it. I guarantee you won't notice the tofu

Best to leave it on the bag and use it for ballistics testing - vegan ballistic gel.

Originally Posted by Max Headroom

I have about 60% of that Tofu left.

In an attempt to make it vaguely self respecting, I am going to sprinkle Masterfoods steak seasoning (recommended to me by @Micky Duck) on it to see if I can get it to improve it's game at all.

I did that. Tastes better but still meh.

almost as bad.

South african lentils at that "well im not eating blackmen" classic

It's just soy milk mixed with something to make it congeal like cheese
Is more of a texture than flavour so find one that is good texture and layer the flavours you like
I ate a lot of it in Korea and most was pretty bland and meh, some of it was substantially better than the rest
Usually comes in a soup or something salty
its like getting given bread then complaining it tastes odd on its own vs getting handed a nice burger
TBH tho I haven't eaten it since getting home and it's been many years