Thread: Venison steak how not to cook it!

Originally Posted by Toby

I was thinking of a decent solution and I think I have it. Give it a quick wipe and go out buy a pizza and before she gets home throw the pizza on and cook it up for her, when she gets in say " here you go honey I cooked tea tonight I love you, you can do dishes" Should work.

Thats the most sensible solution so far
Youv had to cover your tracks before eh Toby

Ha Ha ya poor bugger got a laugh outa that.
Mate I work 3000kms away from my other half and still manage to get in the shit for dumb things I have done after I have been home.

Good advice I was once given for just such an occasion, deny, deny, deny.

Or as Eddie murphy would say...... "It wasnt me"

Originally Posted by veitnamcam

Youv had to cover your tracks before eh Toby

Haven't we all?

Originally Posted by R93

"It wasnt me"

Doesn't work with the olds anymore sadly.

Im in the shit the bloody thing is porus and its soaked in and burnt inside it! ohh well she will get over it and probably buy another IE im buying another!

Originally Posted by veitnamcam

Im in the shit the bloody thing is porus and its soaked in and burnt inside it! ohh well she will get over it and probably buy another IE im buying another!

I recommend you try the pizza idea first.

Originally Posted by veitnamcam

Im in the shit the bloody thing is porus and its soaked in and burnt inside it! ohh well she will get over it and probably buy another IE im buying another!

Have you tried Hoppes?

Just use it as a target

me thinks ur fect

Did ya get ya ass kicked?

weren't you thinking of her by "seasoning" it before first use?

She was a bit pissy but saw the funny side fairly quickly

Originally Posted by Raging Bull

Well clearly the bloody thing doesn't work so you must consult the problem solving flow chart.




Blame it on someone else...

RB, THAT IS ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the obvious solution is if it wants to be brown smear brown all over it and cook it in.

then wash off the excess.

I have found honesty works as well, but that depends entirely on the suituation

Warm it gently in oven. Take it out and sit it on a heap of news papers.

spray generously with oven spray.

you may even have to repeat the operation but it will certainly make an offer the plate can't refuse. . . . . .

She hasnt even used it yet, I think it will be another one of those things like the bread maker/stepper/yogurt maker/hand held blender etc etc etc