Thread: Your opinion of tofu.

Its not the Tofu.
Its the eaters of Tofu that are the problem

Isn’t it a type of furniture?

Originally Posted by 2post

Isn’t it a type of furniture?

Theoretically, yes. But it has problems keeping its shape once sat on.

Theoretically, yes. But it has problems keeping its shape once sat on.
like a bean bag then?

Originally Posted by 2post

Theoretically, yes. But it has problems keeping its shape once sat on.
like a bean bag then?

Yes like a bean bag. A very squishy bean bag that can't be beaten back into shape with a few slaps. And that's only if its still in the packaging.

It also attracts infestations of vegetarians.

Originally Posted by Spoon

This sums it up pretty well

That was f'n brilliant!

Tofu and avocado sit side by side...in the bin

You can’t Douglas score it, useless type of beast...

Originally Posted by Finnwolf

You can’t Douglas score it, useless type of beast...

Douglas scoring tofu? Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy................................ .......

I only hunt wild Tofu, the stuff in the supermarkets is pretty bland, a bit like comparing rutting stag shot by yourself to the supermarket venison mince they sell for $10 a Kg.
As it is quite soft I prefer a solid point .22 as there is less damage to the carcass.
If you dont dress out wild tofu properly then you can get issues with it spoiling, you must remove the anal glands, usually with your teeth, much like the method employed for lambs testicles.
Dont worry about sexing your tofu it is a genuine hermaphrodite. Often when hunting Tofu you can pick up the sound they make when hugging small trees, its a kind of chanting thats hard to describe .

Originally Posted by Max Headroom

Douglas scoring tofu? Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy................................ .......

So’s to know if it’s worth a whole shoulder mount for the lounge - or to just hang it in garage.!

Same as Kale Lots of oil on the pan so it slips right off into the bin where it stays Then get the bacon ......

Originally Posted by Happy

Same as Kale Lots of oil on the pan so it slips right off into the bin where it stays Then get the bacon ......

Who the fck steals food off a cow

Originally Posted by johnd

As it is quite soft I prefer a solid point .22 as there is less damage to the carcass..

Can you honestly say that using a .22 is gonna be an ethical kill??

Disturbing to read.

Originally Posted by mimms2

Tofu calling comps at the pub then you reckon?

You'd have to make a sound like a fully paid up Greenpeace member wouldn't you? Not many takers for that....