Thread: I love the Batchelor

Originally Posted by Mauser308

There's an old joke about that - goes along the lines of the kids yakking at school and one says his dad has two cocks: a little one that he uses in the toilet and a big one that he chases mum around the house with. Completely useless post, but I thought I'd add that in...

Still way better than the bullshit bachelor

Thanks Ryan,everyone else;you're fired

Marky big props mate, it takes a man with real guts to admit some of the things he likes

All reality tv is banned in our house, wife agrees, it's awesome!

Even discovery has now been axed as it has become reality tv in disguise and Nat Geo is not far behind.

Working on getting social media scrapped too, I reckon more than half the shit ideas people come up with and most of their anxiety is generated by sensationalist social media with everyone trying to be more outraged than each other.

Bit worried about where we are heading as a society to be honest.

Nice gun part by the way

Good on Ya @marky123

Making shit in your garage is always productive.

Oh and Get a Cockatoo mate ...................... I'll come round and teach it to swear like a Bloody Trooper (without a pommy accent)

Teaching it to say "Fu*k Off" every time someone knocks on your door is pretty handy too.

Cheers
Pete

Originally Posted by mikee

Not too mention those on it...............my bloody missus records it FFS

Oh you can't find the delete button now I can see where your going wrong

Originally Posted by Mauser308

There's an old joke about that - goes along the lines of the kids yakking at school and one says his dad has two cocks: a little one that he uses in the toilet and a big one that he chases mum around the house with. Completely useless post, but I thought I'd add that in...

All Sailors have two Cocks I thought? That's why they have fly on each hip, my boat doesn't qualify me as a sailor so I'll just have fun with one!

Originally Posted by Sideshow

Oh you can't find the delete button now I can see where your going wrong

um I kind of like still living..............................and its her only fault. She has deep pockets, short arms and hates shopping so I guess watching shit TV is a small price to pay

Originally Posted by mikee

um I kind of like still living..............................and its her only fault. She has deep pockets, short arms and hates shopping so I guess watching shit TV is a small price to pay

Hide the remote or give it some dud battery's