Hear ye, hear ye, smithy dies in the shire of Plosion after mixing charcoal and sulphur next to the foundry furnace, new word needed for the calamitous disaster, his lordship the Earl of Plosion suggests it be called an explosion in honour of the smithy most of whom cannot be found.
It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
Rule 1: Treat every firearm as loaded
Rule 2: Always point firearms in a safe direction
Rule 3: Load a firearm only when ready to fire
Rule 4: Identify your target beyond all doubt
Rule 5: Check your firing zone
Rule 6: Store firearms and ammunition safely
Rule 7: Avoid alcohol and drugs when handling firearms
Bionic eye aye
Boom, cough,cough,cough
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