Thread: A Cautionary Tale

I tried something similar (chick-peas) for the neighbors dog. He would let his expensive-mutt loose at night, and it was killing the kids rabbits and guinea-pigs. It didnt work well, and sometimes didnt even go off (lack of wad pressure?) The mutt upscaled one day and I found it had killed, and was eating one of our calves. I raced off for the 12g, and some buckshot, only to find said mutt (large male beagle--who'd have thought) had scarpered. I got a load of firewood compensation for the calf, then Owner and mutt suddenly left (sold-up) out of the blue. 2 months later, went to shoot a couple of bunnys, blew the to bits, then remembered I'd left buckshot in my belt

i worked for a French geezer in Silverdale on a dairy farm, around the time of the Rainbow warrior sinking ( yes I gave him shit about it), anywho he told me that some old French vineyard guy used to put wheatgerm in the 12 G shells to shoot poachers etc... He reckoned that the wheat germinated and would send out little roots making it a bastard to get out of their legs, arse etc....
He also said they used to get a bull cock and hang a bucket of water on it ( after it was out if the bull so he says ) and over a few month would twist it as it dried. Reckoned it made a great stock stick ( or should that be stock dick ).

My grandfather born in the 1800's had a walking stick made out of a bulls penis,looking at it you would never have guessed what it was made of.Don't know where it is now.