Thread: Darwin candidate?

Originally Posted by Solo

To qualify for a Darwin Award you need to either kill yourself, or render yourself unable to reproduce. So they can't be a candidate...yet.

This is correct, but there is teh "honourable mention" category for those that made the effort and failed....

Originally Posted by veitnamcam

Did it occour to any of you that he may have pushed a clean patch threw before shooting and it takes a few rounds to burn out any remaining oil?

It is pretty common for..................no it is more common than not for a cold clean lubed and wiped clean barrel to throw its first shot(usually low) or two due to being Lubed and or Clean due to a reduction in pressure.

Most lubricants work best when applied liberally then wiped off till you think it is all gone(it isnt!)

Will you stop letting common sense get in the way of a good thread

Id like to nominate two potential darwin contenders
no1-the antisocial oink who persists in robbing canterbury hotels with firearms and is now firing shots

no2 the other oink at rolleston who has put two women in hospital with serious gunshot wounds

I hope you fuckers are proud of yourselves cause the majority of firearms owners i know are mightily less than fucking impressed.we are the ones who get shitupon due to your antics.

i dream that somewhere in the legal world amongst the assorted old chaps and chapesses that there is one who if these two cross his path,takes umbrage on our behalf and shows these retards what society really thinks of wannabe gangsters and illegal guns.
Im dreaming of course cause yet again a slap with a wet bus ticket willbe the outcome.
fucking pity more werent shot into a pisspot and pushed under the bed-or onto a hot tin fence and left to bake in the sun!
and to all you poltician bastards in wellington -get off ya jacksies and enact some laws that give judges the right to really dish out a boot in the balls to twats who act like this!!

Originally Posted by kotuku

Id like to nominate two potential darwin contenders
no1-the antisocial oink who persists in robbing canterbury hotels with firearms and is now firing shots

no2 the other oink at rolleston who has put two women in hospital with serious gunshot wounds

I hope you fuckers are proud of yourselves cause the majority of firearms owners i know are mightily less than fucking impressed.we are the ones who get shitupon due to your antics.

i dream that somewhere in the legal world amongst the assorted old chaps and chapesses that there is one who if these two cross his path,takes umbrage on our behalf and shows these retards what society really thinks of wannabe gangsters and illegal guns.
Im dreaming of course cause yet again a slap with a wet bus ticket willbe the outcome.
fucking pity more werent shot into a pisspot and pushed under the bed-or onto a hot tin fence and left to bake in the sun!
and to all you poltician bastards in wellington -get off ya jacksies and enact some laws that give judges the right to really dish out a boot in the balls to twats who act like this!!

Amen. Well,said as usual kotuku

ho hum -as isuspected it was a single retard doing both -now his legal gouger wantsd to explore mental health issues-oh dear ,the poor poor wee lad deprived of mums titty too early or some similar confabulation,followed by claims of remorse and letters to victims or restorative justice etc etc etc.meanwhile heaps of shit is stillflungat decent licensed firearms owners.
Oh yeah -ive had 45yrs in the mental health field the last 10yrs in the CHCH forensic service.case of been there done that.
without an iota of doubt id say 70%of these arseholes who do this sort of thing and end up in the forensic unit wouldnt know remorse if it gave em a blowjob.
they just wanna keep face with mates!!

I too was deprived of his mothers titty and I turned out alright, I think........

Originally Posted by Maca49

I too was deprived of his mothers titty and I turned out alright, I think........

hold on to that thought my man ,hold on to that thought!

Originally Posted by Maca49

I too was deprived of his mothers titty and I turned out alright, I think........

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Originally Posted by Maca49

I too was deprived of his mothers titty and I turned out alright, I think........

Originally Posted by Pengy

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I may not know both (or either) of you, but I can say Maca49 has at least one thing going for him...He is clearly able to spell, read and write which puts him at least three steps above the level of muppetry required for the firearm dumbshitery that we saw mentioned before....

~Dumbshitery~.............my favourite new word

Originally Posted by Pengy

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I did not suck on that titty!!!

Originally Posted by Pengy

~Dumbshitery~.............my favourite new word

If the shit fits... wear it!!

Runner up with a .308 to the face. Pity he could have saved us a lot of money in legal aid.

Ferocity of sister's death haunts family | Radio New Zealand News

Originally Posted by 300CALMAN

Runner up with a .308 to the face. Pity he could have saved us a lot of money in legal aid.

Ferocity of sister's death haunts family | Radio New Zealand News

Well that had to sting.....His face says it all....

my vote for the darwin award goes to the MSMreporter who breathlessly informs us that alisha abdeille(aka airline annie as i called her)our 1st hijacker will get her mitts on $25,000 shes apparently been awarded in prison for a ???breach of her rights,and dependent on if any of her victims on that plane launch a counterclaim.
well listen up chump-she is detained indefinitely as a "special patient in the medium secure unit at kenepuru(x porirua psychiatric hospital)and i doubt if theres a practising psychiatrist in NZ who'd even contemplate making a status change,especially given shes said she'd do it again if opportunity arose.
these breathless wee reporters -what can one say.
sorry to hijack the thread guys but there you are.