Thread: Not a 'Fit and Proper Person'

Quote...”being qualified to fly an aeroplane doesnt mean you should be put in charge of a dreamliner full of strippers on a hens night.”

...says fucking who????

Originally Posted by A330driver

Quote...”being qualified to fly an aeroplane doesnt mean you should be put in charge of a dreamliner full of strippers on a hens night.”

...says fucking who????

Well even if I could fly a plane, I would not want to be in charge of a dreamliner full of strippers on a hens night because as previously mentioned a hens noight will tend to have lots of Male strippers, and this does not appeal to me.....

Originally Posted by 7mmwsm

But more than likely a lot of horny "hens" also.

Yes, but with strippers around which ones will want the middle aged fat white fella? Certainly not the ones that one would want to want the middle aged white fella.........

Well then mate....you have not lived.......you make it sound like a bad thing....

Whilst flying in Alaska,I flew for a company called ERA,was a skipper on the Twin otter(my Dreamliner)at the time......For those of you who know of “The Great Alaska Bush Company”...it’s a titty/strip club,....actually a very fine one by standards,.....a girl from every country(even Kiwi)Timaru girl,..The son of the owner,played on our rugby team,he would charter a twin otter,one a week,to the gold mines,prudoe bay,and other facilities with huge money earning blokes........My job,to fly 14 very fine looking stripers/whores to these sites for a night of “anything went”dancing,stripping,table dances,and return then safely to anchorage, ....I did for this for several summers.....when the girls got off the otter,they gave me a kiss,and a,ways dropped a $100 bill in my lap.

I never paid for a lap or table dance at the BUSH COMPANY for years,......was it fun,kinoath it was,....I was young,and thought I’d died and gone to heaven........as close to a Dreamliner full of pussy that I have ever gotten too....not a hen party but close to it........Id put my bottom dollar on it that you would have been right into it........

Originally Posted by timattalon

Well even if I could fly a plane, I would not want to be in charge of a dreamliner full of strippers on a hens night because as previously mentioned a hens noight will tend to have lots of Male strippers, and this does not appeal to me.....

My ...”Official” Bush Pilots,Captains hat...

Originally Posted by A330driver

Well then mate....you have not lived.......you make it sound like a bad thing....

Whilst flying in Alaska,I flew for a company called ERA,was a skipper on the Twin otter(my Dreamliner)at the time......For those of you who know of “The Great Alaska Bush Company”...it’s a titty/strip club,....actually a very fine one by standards,.....a girl from every country(even Kiwi)Timaru girl,..The son of the owner,played on our rugby team,he would charter a twin otter,one a week,to the gold mines,prudoe bay,and other facilities with huge money earning blokes........My job,to fly 14 very fine looking stripers/whores to these sites for a night of “anything went”dancing,stripping,table dances,and return then safely to anchorage, ....I did for this for several summers.....when the girls got off the otter,they gave me a kiss,and a,ways dropped a $100 bill in my lap.

I never paid for a lap or table dance at the BUSH COMPANY for years,......was it fun,kinoath it was,....I was young,and thought I’d died and gone to heaven........as close to a Dreamliner full of pussy that I have ever gotten too....not a hen party but close to it........Id put my bottom dollar on it that you would have been right into it........

That sounds like fun...But a plane full of male strippers and some horny hens does not sound like quites as much fun as you had.....get better work stories...Mind you, last time I heard cops / strippers work stories it did no end out so well.....

I smells poon lotsa poon.how many buckets of steriliser did it take to get assorted body fluids of plane seats oldchap??

Yes spent a few nights at the BUSH COMPANY back in the day, I think I remember the pilots saying Peanut Farm on the radio but never asked about that ?

Yeah mate,that was a,ways a contentious issue with the cleaners,but the price was added in......I was always surprised about how much cocaine was spilled on the floor....

Originally Posted by kotuku

I smells poon lotsa poon.how many buckets of steriliser did it take to get assorted body fluids of plane seats oldchap??

Awesome man scout......was it the original BC on 4th ave or the new one up on INTERNATIONAL????......The peanut farm is still there,not in its original place or state,but it was there we all met,plus the shelias from the Bush Company for after hours drinks etc.....there or Mr WHITEKEYS,on lake hood.The flying tigers pilots,(heavy metal)were the big spenders,we Bush drivers were like dags on a sheeps arse to them,but the girls loved us,we delivered there “goods”....they were fun times.....lots of money,poon,and antics.......you had to be a single bloke to be around it......saw many marriages go south........glad you made it there....

Originally Posted by Scout

Yes spent a few nights at the BUSH COMPANY back in the day, I think I remember the pilots saying Peanut Farm on the radio but never asked about that ?