Thread: Police frustrated by the law

Originally Posted by gadgetman

Police don't need fast shiny cars. Since they are trying to avoid high speed chases they should go back to the bicycle. Good grief, some of the front line guys I've seen look like they could do with the exercise.

In all honesty bicycles would be good, help get them back into community policing. They need to work more with the community, including the firearms community, to reduce crime. Start at the bottom and they won't be so busy at the other end of the spectrum.

The traffic is so congested in the mount and Tauranga coppers on bikes with lights, would as fast as a fart!! They could check phones, Wof and regos on the way, make a bloody fortune!!

Originally Posted by gadgetman

I'll second that nomination. Not sure on the likelihood of his success though, he is logical, can think,... and doesn't spout off screeds of nonsense.

Haha..... "he is logical, can think,... and doesn't spout off screeds of nonsense." logical ill agree with, usually. can think, ***stares blankly into space for a few minutes*** And as for spouting off nonsense..... please dont read too many of my previous posts!

That said, @gadgetman for vice president!

Just need a new flag now, anyone know of some pre schoolers who can wrangle a crayon? Ill need some concepts asap!

Originally Posted by Maca49

The traffic is so congested in the mount and Tauranga coppers on bikes with lights, would as fast as a fart!! They could check phones, Wof and regos on the way, make a bloody fortune!!

They could use Limes......i've seen them around the city. Jesus they can move. pop a few coppers onto those and crims will be buggered. And at 30c a minute way cheaper than the new smaller holdens...

Originally Posted by GDMP

Those limes look not very safe to me....if I am riding my bike even at walking speed,I have to wear a helmet....and yet anyone can jump on a Lime and ride it about pretty quickly,on the footpath even....without any safety gear at all.One rule for me and another for the council....!.

Indeed. Limes are acceptable, but you cannot have onions on top of your sausage at the Bunnings Sausage sizzle in case you cause a slip and fall

Originally Posted by GDMP

Those limes look not very safe to me....if I am riding my bike even at walking speed,I have to wear a helmet....and yet anyone can jump on a Lime and ride it about pretty quickly,on the footpath even....without any safety gear at all.One rule for me and another for the council....!.

Ive just had an epiphany. We can use cooked onions like road spikes. Be really effective on those new lime scooters.

Originally Posted by 40mm

Haha.....

Just need a new flag now, anyone know of some pre schoolers who can wrangle a crayon? Ill need some concepts asap!

Just use Cambos tee shirt.

id love the huas to run through a pile of good old westcoast cowshit when a herdsbeen moved on a road.the mere thought of some pimply wee arsehole being totally undercoated in 100%recycled westcoast clover at 30km/hr on a drizzly old day makes my wee heaeart leap and brings a gentteel smile to my aged face.
mind you concrete team into day paths&driveway on the new hecianada .learnt atrick-use bucket&wee digger to fill barrows with gravel!easier on ya mback than a regulation MOW shovel apparently!yes boys&girls we are entering the last furlong! in the own a home cup!

all we need these days is polis who will genuinely engage as to what the voters want ,what resources the incumbent govt can provide,and a willingness to sit down and thrash out some sort of solution to the situation -obviously no instant cures ,but the ability to make a start acknowledge the powers of commonsense with everyone reading off the same page may help.instead we have polis running about giving handouts to syncophantic causes and populist issues ,whove had zillions of moolah from succesive govts but still whinge about their problem.
me -nah in a happy space -got me new mancaveyesterday in a magnificent wee bit of dealing.reduction of some $500.00on the price .thanks to my kids and their partners for watching out for the old fart.!

Originally Posted by kotuku

all we need these days is polis who will genuinely engage as to what the voters want

Problem is most of them have that backwards, they think they know best and that their job is to trick voters into supporting them so they can tell the public what to do.

Originally Posted by 40mm

where do I get that shirt?!

I want one, too.