Thread: Police shoot at car after high-speed rampage across Auckland

Originally Posted by bigbear

they are not societys pieces of shit they just had a bad up bringing its not there fault its every body else's fault

Maybe they need a good hug.
I hear the neck is a good place to hug.

Originally Posted by bigbear

@Rushy they have feelings

Ha ha ha ha I am pleased that they have feelings. That means that pain will hurt them. Rushy sniggers to himself as he leaves for the garage to see how much pressure can be generated by a pair of pliers or better still blunt tin snips. The choices are perplexing though, does a man start with a scum bag’s nipples or nuts? 40mm, perhaps I have a future in your party as minister of sinister solutions?

add a hacksaw to your tool kit cut myself to the bone with one once I now have a lot of respect for the humble hacksaw

Only if it really hurt while you did it but you kept on cutting anyway

Do they still train those police dogs to castrate on site?
If so he’s in the gender reassignment ward

is scummy piece of shit a gender

No it is a life style choice, or a birth defect

I say put him in the boats

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scaphism

Originally Posted by 308

I say put him in the boats

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scaphism

Fitting punishment for lost it crack-heads.

I can see that having its uses.

Originally Posted by 308

What was wrong with shotguns anyway? I thought they were a good idea

What will happen when the bad guy is more than about 15m away?

Even if the sights are right on the centre of a human sized target, there's no way to guarantee a pellet or three from a load of buckshot won't miss the target.
Where do they end up? In a wall? In a passerby's chest?

Shotguns for police use are fucking stupid. Far too much danger to other people.

Not to mention some of the cops I've seen recently would get knocked on their arse by a shotgun.

Keelhauling would be another option... They had so many good ideas years ago

@Rushy the job is yours pal.

I'm keen to see public stocks used to name and shame, then the public can anonymously vote for one of a few fitting punishments.

The punishment selection will be made of one suggestion from each of the following:
1. The victim
2. The victims family
2. The court
3. The Police
4. The offender
5. The offender's family
6. Some soft cock that likes cuddles
7. The Prime Minister
8.
9.
10.

The winning vote will be given one week to allow for the soft cock to demand a re count of the votes, and for my Police to kick in their door and tenderise them.
After the one weeks kicking grace is up, the punishment voted for will happen.
Sure hope no mean old grumpy bastards are enrolled to vote.....

Originally Posted by systolic

What will happen when the bad guy is more than about 15m away?

Even if the sights are right on the centre of a human sized target, there's no way to guarantee a pellet or three from a load of buckshot won't miss the target.
Where do they end up? In a wall? In a passerby's chest?

Shotguns for police use are fucking stupid. Far too much danger to other people.

Not to mention some of the cops I've seen recently would get knocked on their arse by a shotgun.

I tend to agree, but the police in the USA seem to like ye olde shottie, they must have some reasons for that outside of highway duck shooting?

Originally Posted by Tommy

I tend to agree, but the police in the USA seem to like ye olde shottie, they must have some reasons for that outside of highway duck shooting?

Rubber bullets in a shotty will stop someone without killing them which greatly reduces paperwork