I once had a firearms officer tell me that my forend on my under over 12g had to be removed to be stored, I asked why as I can still shoot it with or with out it, He was puzzled and did not know how to respond, needless to say that gun got stored complete
im about to transfer mine to our new flash residence and god fucking help anyone caught within cooee of it without good reason -i have a wife and daughters who smile like the mona lisa but get on the wrong side of either and the last words youll ever hear is my mocking"i told you so".myself &sons well were like pigdogs with PMT- we are just a smidgeon gentler in the genteel art of interrogation...
take it as read we know when you turn into our street and we know when you leave .eyeball mk1 still best bloody security out.
im about to transfer mine to our new flash residence and god fucking help anyone caught within cooee of it without good reason -i have a wife and daughters who smile like the mona lisa but get on the wrong side of either and the last words youll ever hear is my mocking"i told you so".myself &sons well were like pigdogs with PMT- we are just a smidgeon gentler in the genteel art of interrogation...
take it as read we know when you turn into our street and we know when you leave .eyeball mk1 still best bloody security out.
oh and whilst i think of it -ive got a bloody cracker vettor -cracker cause hes full of commonsense-although his typical opening gambit "when did ya last take the wife out for dinner"still induces a gentle urge to clench me arsehole outta guilt.
seriuosly keep ya eyes peeled -if someone or something dont sit right around your local area -do something -dont leave it to others -criminals just love those words -not my problem.
Had my annual visit to check B & E category stuff last week. Not even a mention of this. I wouldn't work yourselves into a lather until someone is actually pulled up on how you are thinking they are interpreting this.
The last thing crims want is nosy neighbours. Get to know yours. They could be good people which is good to know. They watch your place and know who is supposed to be there and who is not and you do the same for them. If they are not good peeps, and happen to be hoe dads or scum bags, then at least you will know who to watch......We have my best pair of Binos in the lounge with a view of the area we live in and a decent camera not far away. Only caught a hoon (older fellow with anew dodge truck at christmas wanting to "lay rubber" on someone elses street and an illegal dumper (rubbish) so far but boy did they get an ear chewing from the developer who was selling the sections.....
we moved out to lincoln, all the neighbours at the end of our street keep a watch out for each other, when the guys across the street goes out of town i even do his bins and mail for him so the place looks lived in. i alarmed my house to hell and back and then did one of the neighbours places as well. i acccidentally set it off a couple of weeks ago as i activate a smoke detector and he was around here within 15 seconds.
once nailed a dopey set of wannabe car thieves obviously the product of a grubby petri dish.
2am stinking hot summers morning -toohot to sleep -mummy up and about .cul de sac here -in bowls a scruffy hoon mobile chimp music thumping out ,bare pimply arses hanging out rear windows .who they spy neighbours ute with riding gear in back -make a beeline with screwdriver to unlock it.
her indoors is instantly onto boys in blue giving a running commentary whilst im watching the other side.
ypiee its the blue cavalry -rats fucking scatter(bad move nowhere to run)
up the street an extremely large dog handler with a equally large specimen of very interested german shepherd busting arse to get loose .
come out or I let it go -aint had a feed today.
out strolls spotty herbert of screwdriver fame told to sit ,lustily protesting his innocence whilst seated in the gutter outside our place .
out walks me
hes the one officer and theres his screwdriver under the rear diff of the truck!
result 4 dollops of DNA loaded up and moved out leaving the chimpmobile.
well the next day when spott arses skinny wee bucktoothed sheilas turned up to pick up said chimpmobile ....alas ..alack its godzilla stereo and boomboxes have gone AWOLl -replaced by a sign "car theives arent welcome here -help yourself".
Oh dear the frantic phonecalls and tantrums when this was discovered -why i colllapsed in mirth nearly drowning in the froth on my beer
word must have got round -aint seen any since .
us always had good neighbours multiple sets of eyes better than one -set foot on either property and you will be challenged.If youre legit -no worries(99%generally are)but if youre a miscreant or jehovahs witness mormon etc -adios smartish -dont come back.
If god cant mow my lawns i cant stand and talk!
mobile chimp music, love it
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