If I was a Pilot...everynow and then I would "forget"to turn off the PA system and mistakenly give the passengers a running commentary of the Aircrafts faults:
"Phew,never thought we'd make it off the runway in this old girl"
"Two wheels down is probably enough to land it"
"Hope we get to Wellingtonn on that leaky wing tank,just keep an eye on the engine incase it catches fire again.Did they fix it?"
"How many joints to you think I can roll before I have to touch the joystick"
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