Thread: You'd have to be keen to fire one of these...

Originally Posted by Bol Tackshin

Next, you'll need a firearms licence to shop at Bunnings...

bunnings is like a game of " who's line is it anyway", where the quality dont matter and the staff dont care .

Originally Posted by gonetropo

i have actually seen someone wearing a mask while driving a ford mustang. the best thing was it was a bloody convertible with the lid down,
i swear we have created a society of idiots

Not helped by the 64 or so new genders are now "breeding" seemingly with the assistance of the original two

Originally Posted by Cordite

The Japanese ex-PM would differ with lathe and mill.


A "craft" .45

Would have been a cleaner kill?

Originally Posted by Marty Henry

Not helped by the 64 or so new genders are now "breeding" seemingly with the assistance of the original two

Good thing, if it spreads far enough, we will die out or enter into to this world through another”modified” orifice.
I see Rebel Wilson had a baby, through the surrogate orifice, no pain there!

Originally Posted by 300CALMAN

I give up, is it not pretty obvious to anyone with common sense that it's not hard to make a gun? I guess this appeals to terrified sheep people like the ones driving round is a car by themselves wearing a COVID mask. FFS I guess it's easier than actually dealing with crime, just ban ban ban. Look there i have solved the problem!

But with the nimby's in charge if you told them something dangerous could be made with bits of pipe etc, the list of things the muppets would try to ban would be incredible.

Originally Posted by Finnwolf

Re your comment on do gooders - sadly you’re correct, just think of all the ‘fun’ things that you enjoyed when you were young - now think how many no longer exist, thanks to hand-wringing worry-wart do-gooders.

It is clearly delusional but socialist govts tend to beleive theirs is a god given right to social engineering ,aided by and large by an increasingly craven set of tertiary academics.

Originally Posted by kotuku

It is clearly delusional but socialist govts tend to beleive theirs is a god given right to social engineering ,aided by and large by an increasingly craven set of tertiary academics.

close but no cigar.....this lot are very rapidly trying to remove anything God related from anywhere they can....

Originally Posted by csmiffy

But with the nimby's in charge if you told them something dangerous could be made with bits of pipe etc, the list of things the muppets would try to ban would be incredible.

I have a marshmallow cannon I made for kids parties. It's literally a section of 40mm pvc with a t-junction and a plastic flap on one end. The power comes from the vacuum cleaner in the t-junction (on suck). I've accidentally left a red welt on a kid's face from a marshmallow hitting at 5m. It has real power, and fruit bursts would be suitable ammo for home defence.






Identify your target beyond all doubt because you never miss (right?) and I'll be missed.

Originally Posted by Eat Meater

I have a marshmallow cannon I made for kids parties. It's literally a section of 40mm pvc with a t-junction and a plastic flap on one end. The power comes from the vacuum cleaner in the t-junction (on suck). I've accidentally left a red welt on a kid's face from a marshmallow hitting at 5m. It has real power, and fruit bursts would be suitable ammo for home defence.






Identify your target beyond all doubt because you never miss (right?) and I'll be missed.

amateur, you need to use frozen coke with a mentos inside it!

Originally Posted by Eat Meater

I have a marshmallow cannon I made for kids parties. It's literally a section of 40mm pvc with a t-junction and a plastic flap on one end. The power comes from the vacuum cleaner in the t-junction (on suck). I've accidentally left a red welt on a kid's face from a marshmallow hitting at 5m. It has real power, and fruit bursts would be suitable ammo for home defence.






Identify your target beyond all doubt because you never miss (right?) and I'll be missed.

Well that post is useless without photos (and plans and a cutting list ahem).

Originally Posted by No.3

Well that post is useless without photos (and plans and a cutting list ahem).

Lol. Photos attached. The pipe is 32mm inside diameter. A longer pipe allows speed to pick up more. The flap is a square of icecream lid sewn between a light cotton fabric. The key is the flap: too heavy and the marshmallow gets sucked down the vacuum, too light and it doesn't suck closed after the shot. After 5 years of experimentation I've used the fabric because the force of the projectile would cause plastic fatigue after about 5 shots or tear the duct tape.
Not shown: the magazine I made for semiautomatic rapid fire. Have mislaid it

Identify your target beyond all doubt because you never miss (right?) and I'll be missed.

Forgive me for being thick, howsitworkaw?

Im guessing you suck in the short bit off the side with flap close to it,pop marshmellow in at long/far away end,it scoots down pipe and because it has momentum it goes past sucky hole and out through flap?????

Sucky hole flap? I was following you right up until you got to that point and then my mind has gone off on a bit of a tangent I think haha

Ive seen vacume (stuffed if can spell the suckymoto word)cleaners that work off a air hose...the jet of air going into a pipe at about 30degrees creates suck in the end of pipe it is scooting past,it wasnt a huge amount of suck but more than enough to clean dust etc out of truck cab,and the particles fall out the other end of pipe onto ground...