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    Quote Originally Posted by veitnamcam View Post
    Get a lab, everyone loves a lab.
    Little dogs are often yappy nippy little shits.

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    VC, labs, you should be fully aware, are not chick magnets, ... they are food magnets/furry vacuum cleaners.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gadgetman View Post
    VC, labs, you should be fully aware, are not chick magnets, ... they are food magnets/furry vacuum cleaners.
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    Eebees is all wrong toby..by the time.the dog poos orwhatever you should have got what you wamt frommher and moved on (just stirring)
    Ill admit i used to take my sisters samoyed to the beach and troll for girls. He proved to have the goods....best thing was he was sisters dog so didnt have tonfeed him etc lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by EeeBees View Post
    Dear Toby, if a chick finds a dog a magnet to the man then forget her...she is not going to pick up the dog vomit and poos, she is not going to feed it (unless under a promisory note of money, dinner, wine, new handbag, jewellery)...she just thinks its cute...until it pees on the coat she left in the hall...thats where the man comes in, or out, rather!!!

    PS...you dont need a yappy little dog to magnetise the females, Toby...use your godgiven talents of charm, witty repartee, and gentlemanly guile...
    Be buggered EB, even my cook has a soft spot for some of them. Even talked about keeping her that retired herself.
    As for the little yappers, if you could get their energy into the big dogs. Well ok, into a lab you'd have a hell of a dog.

    Toby, cute is real good BUT you have a time frame to work to with it. After that you are only targeting specialized females.
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    Depends on the breed Toby, if i take the huntaway into town i get the older milfs all over him

    Once you had your fun with him as a pup, then train him....

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    Haha MH thats awesome! Toy dog for the young catch, huntaway for the rich farmers wives!

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    Quote Originally Posted by moonhunt View Post
    Depends on the breed Toby, if i take the huntaway into town i get the older milfs all over himOnce you had your fun with him as a pup, then train him....Bikini sniffing dog prank 4GIFs.com - YouTube
    Moon hunt how the hell did you find that ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Toby View Post
    Is this real?

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    Looks like a puppy to me... and not a cocker at all... but they call it a cocker retriever... yawn... who would know what the hell it is... Dogs are Dogs, no pint getting any dog unless tyou expect it to be a dog... no matter how it looks at 6 years it will act like it is six years iold... Cockers are a dog that can do most tasks asked iof it while still being a small dog... Geese and swans are a biut tough on them... other than that??? If you want a gundog breed of hunting lineage and plan to lock it into a city section and not hunt it you need to re-evaluate your plan... put the dogs agenda above your own.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Munsey View Post
    Moon hunt how the hell did you find that ?
    Was reserching dog training.... haha , no... you know how looking at utube sends you off on a wild veiwing path... saw the train before i found that

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