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    Barking effin dogs next door

    I live in suburban chcsmall . Small sections.
    Been here for a few months. Neighbors have 3 I'll trained(not trained) small yap yap dogs. 2spaniels and a shitzu. The get put outside and they yap/bark.Not all the time but probly every third minute.
    All the other neighbours seem to like it or can't hear it or are just bonkers already.
    Drivin us fkn mental at 7 am.....

    What to do?

    Btw it's my brother and sister in laws house......

    Help!
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    Give them heaps of chocolate treats...mix it with dog roll
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    Which is worse, ignorance or apathy...I don't know and don't care.

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    Step one: dig a seriously deep hole.
    Step two: entice said dogs to the edge of the hole with yummy doggie treats.
    Step three: kick dogs up the gunga into the hole.
    Step four: backfill quickly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rushy View Post
    Step one: dig a seriously deep hole.
    Step two: entice said dogs to the edge of the hole with yummy doggie treats.
    Step three: kick dogs up the gunga into the hole.
    Step four: backfill quickly.
    It puts the lotion on its skin.....hahahaha!
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    Agree with all above, just don't dispose of them on you're property, take a nice long drive, or do what I did, I ran it over and killed it! Only prob was the whole family was watching! Look real enough, I got a card saying not to feel bad, it was the dogs fault! Ute is the best way to commit murder me thinks
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    My neighbours got a rotti that barks at night when trying to sleep. Fucks me off. They are usually still up and don't even yell at it to shut the Fuck up.
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    If thyre outside during the day feed them some laxatives in the afternoon.
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    When I lived in town my neighbour over the back fence rang me one night at 1.30am to tell me my dog was barking, I staggered outside to shut him [my dog] up only to find it wasn't mine barking but another neighbour who was looking after a dog for a couple of days...I went back to bed but set my alarm for 1.30am the next morning and rang the neighbour to tell them it was not my dog barking last night...the ol'cow was not impressed but I never again got phone calls in the middle of the night.
    Which is worse, ignorance or apathy...I don't know and don't care.

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    it is the dogs in question doin the barking, i can see them.

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    Just ring animal control , they have to act on a complant . Dog controll is pretty strict in ch ch , trust me I've been on the receiving end of there enforcement .tug of war ( gsp - neibours cat - gsp ) = $400
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    Quote Originally Posted by Munsey View Post
    Just ring animal control , they have to act on a complant . Dog controll is pretty strict in ch ch , trust me I've been on the receiving end of there enforcement .tug of war ( gsp - neibours cat - gsp ) = $400
    was the cat in your yard?

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    you aint got that on your own mate in rakaia we,ve had a few new chch movers in and they brought their fuckin mutts with them.we,re surounded by inconsiderate owners possibly nite shift workers cos thier bastard dogs dont bark during the dayanimal control if you cant reason with the owners

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    Quote Originally Posted by bully View Post
    was the cat in your yard?
    Front yard dogs gave chase and caught it
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    They nailed it in your yard? $400, failure to control dog or not under control, they suck, I have worn one of those as well
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