Thread: Poor pig islanders

Originally Posted by gsp follower

the hardest part will be getting to and from the concert without getting killed by one of my corner hating straight road panicking villagers or getting stabbed and or robbed in chch.

I just just read this aloud and you've put the household into fits of laughter GSPF. Has to be quote of the night!

I didn't mention Adele first Wirehunt

And like EBs, I'm half mainlander too. I just don't usually admit that

Im with Wirehunt on this one,any city is a shithole and the bigger the city the bigger shithole it is.
I actually live in the city in the region I have lived all my life, I know the names of one st and the location of about 4 shops I may have to visit from time to time,I actively avoid going into the city at all ever if I can get away with it...good thing I got married
I had to go recently to renew my firearms licence and couldn't remember where the police station was and had to google it on my phone.

Originally Posted by veitnamcam

Im with Wirehunt on this one,any city is a shithole and the bigger the city the bigger shithole it is.
I actually live in the city in the region I have lived all my life, I know the names of one st and the location of about 4 shops I may have to visit from time to time,I actively avoid going into the city at all ever if I can get away with it...good thing I got married
I had to go recently to renew my firearms licence and couldn't remember where the police station was and had to google it on my phone.

Yeah she's pretty different up here in South Singapore

Wirecunt the angry guy

Originally Posted by Wirehunt

I feel sorry for you lot, HOWEVER that doesn't mean you can pack up and come down.

Had to go to jafaland Saturday night for a concert, at least that was great. Drove into town at 18:00 was outta there by 00:00....was meant to stay the night and see a few people Sunday, decided that a much wiser move was to get the hell out fast before I had to kill someone, possibly several people. Then there would be all that please explain, and court n shit.

You lot get fucked over buying coffee. Badly. Tastes like shit generally and is expensive, out of 10 coffees bought three were ok. You pig islanders can even fuck up a black coffee with no sugar.
Petrol. tisk tisk.
Driving. Do you lot, or is it compulsory thing to go to the fuckwit driving school? LOOKING LONG AND HARD AT JAFAS.
Service...I thought the south had gotten bad, how wrong was I...

Never fucking ever bitch about the amount of trucks on the roads in the north. EEEVVVEERR. 38 trucks between jafaville and Wellington, including a couple of buses. A shorter distance by well over 100km in the south, 155 trucks, same highway and didn't include trucks on road words down here.
And the flash roads you've got.....

But the kicker.......the fucking TERRIBLE tourist drivers we get down here, and they are bad, make a lot of jafa drivers look even worse. Or put it the other way jafas make the worst tourist drivers look good.

Us southerners are starting to pool resources to see if we can ban jafas from all inbound ferries and planes.
PS: Rabbit problem in Taihape....10 in a 10 metre radius is a problem
ALMOST stopped the ute coming back off the ferry to kiss the southern dirt....

So apart from one or two minor upsets, I'm glad to hear you had a good weekend......

B

And that is why they don't have concerts in the back waters of NZ. The musicians would have to play behind a mesh barrier

Originally Posted by Wirehunt

I feel sorry for you lot, HOWEVER that doesn't mean you can pack up and come down.

Had to go to jafaland Saturday night for a concert, at least that was great. Drove into town at 18:00 was outta there by 00:00....was meant to stay the night and see a few people Sunday, decided that a much wiser move was to get the hell out fast before I had to kill someone, possibly several people. Then there would be all that please explain, and court n shit.

You lot get fucked over buying coffee. Badly. Tastes like shit generally and is expensive, out of 10 coffees bought three were ok. You pig islanders can even fuck up a black coffee with no sugar.
Petrol. tisk tisk.
Driving. Do you lot, or is it compulsory thing to go to the fuckwit driving school? LOOKING LONG AND HARD AT JAFAS.
Service...I thought the south had gotten bad, how wrong was I...

Never fucking ever bitch about the amount of trucks on the roads in the north. EEEVVVEERR. 38 trucks between jafaville and Wellington, including a couple of buses. A shorter distance by well over 100km in the south, 155 trucks, same highway and didn't include trucks on road words down here.
And the flash roads you've got.....

But the kicker.......the fucking TERRIBLE tourist drivers we get down here, and they are bad, make a lot of jafa drivers look even worse. Or put it the other way jafas make the worst tourist drivers look good.

Us southerners are starting to pool resources to see if we can ban jafas from all inbound ferries and planes.
PS: Rabbit problem in Taihape....10 in a 10 metre radius is a problem
ALMOST stopped the ute coming back off the ferry to kiss the southern dirt....

Someone should have taken you down the Family Bar that would have given you something to complain about doubt you would have gotten out of there alive

Leave him alone guys. If a man wants to take his pack of foxy crosses to the Adele concert, he bloody well can!

What do I do with the whippets and pointers?

I hear there is some ginga playing in Dunners in a bit, wonder why not in the island of the pig?

Originally Posted by Wirehunt

What do I do with the whippets and pointers?

I hear there is some ginga playing in Dunners in a bit, wonder why not in the island of the pig?

Too white and ginger?

You could come back up and hunt pigs with them

Originally Posted by Wirehunt

What do I do with the whippets and pointers?

whip them and point at them of couse!

I hear there is some ginga playing in Dunners in a bit, wonder why not in the island of the pig?

Ginge singers are banned up here. It's part of pig islands long term breeding strategy to thin out those of the ginge tinge by 2020.

You're not a ginge are you WH? Explains all that anger

the difference between auckland and a yogurt is that yogurt has an active living culture

I think you will find that statistically the majority of people living in Auckland were born outside of Auckland
And a lot of people born in Auckland are looking to get out