Just getting someone who
1) Shows up every day
2) Doesn't believe that dodgy windscreen wipers are a reason to call in sick
3) Doesn't spell 'faggot' as 'faget'
4) Work starts at 8am (for instance), that means being ready to rock and roll at 8am, boots on, not rocking up at 8:09 (traffic was shit aaaaaaye)
5) Doesn't have his mum call up with uniform laundry concerns (no shit, she wanted me to wash his gear)
6) one thousand more examples
...is a fucking struggle. Maybe it's the industry I'm in, but I've had it with the auto trade anyway, it's a magnet for douchebaggery. I want to retrain as a fridgie, get the fuck out of Auckland, and kill and eat shit on the weekends (Yes you can do this in Auckland, but the police eventually come looking for the rowdy neighbours, who of course you ate first)
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