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    Quote Originally Posted by muzza View Post
    modern houses arent designed for taxidermy , are they ?
    It's a shame really, as much as I love the mount I don't think he belongs in the lounge... I am building a big workshop with attached man cave at my new house so he will likely end up on the wall there with a sika mount I've got and some other hunting/ fishing art
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    if i tried to do this............Name:  daily_gifdump_2886_640_high_181.jpg
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    Cracker mount that Dorkus you will be proud of that one. Good on the Missus for letting him in the house.

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    Kate’s a good lady, guess that’s why you married her.
    You must be stoked with that mount looks bloody good mate.
    Have you started the house yet?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shootm View Post
    Kate’s a good lady, guess that’s why you married her.
    You must be stoked with that mount looks bloody good mate.
    Have you started the house yet?
    She is a helluva woman and I'm bloody lucky.
    House hasn't started yet. We've got building consent but the ground is wet as anything and we want to wait until we've had some sun before we start the earthworks otherwise it could blow the budget pretty quick.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dorkus View Post
    She is a helluva woman and I'm bloody lucky.
    House hasn't started yet. We've got building consent but the ground is wet as anything and we want to wait until we've had some sun before we start the earthworks otherwise it could blow the budget pretty quick.
    Sounds like progress good stuff.

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    319 DS is an absolute ripper and one to be proud of for sure. Well done. Im waiting on a sika head at the moment .
    Im planning on just mounting it in the lounge while the wife is away in Christchurch next month
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    Quote..”Im planning on just mounting it in the lounge while the wife is away in Christchurch next month ”

    Please mate...please......let us all know how that works out for you will ya...
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    It will go swimmingly... Until she gets home
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    Quote Originally Posted by A330driver View Post
    Quote..”Im planning on just mounting it in the lounge while the wife is away in Christchurch next month ”

    Please mate...please......let us all know how that works out for you will ya...
    Since I wear the pants im sure it will go fine ....

    And if not she will get over it eventually. Like I said to her the other week if you think im spending $1300 to hang it in the shed you can fucking think again.
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    Lol......she may just tell him....”I’ve got one of these,and I can get as many BIG STAGS as I like......




    Quote Originally Posted by 7mmwsm View Post
    Just point out that wives are a lot easier to find than big stags.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 7mmwsm View Post
    And you could also point out that ALL wives have one of "those", but not all big stags are trophies.

    7mm...reaching for straws mate.....most agree here,......”she”has the much better argument and position.....trophies in that Dept is at least best...Subjective...no?
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    Mate ... it just started out as a bit tounge and check.... nothing more..... but I’ll surely PM if I need advice on cougars and such..... your post reveals you have a firm grasp on the matters
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    Quote..””I let her do the fishing and I drive. She keeps hinting about electric reels, but I think she does alright without one. And I buy her a new vacuum cleaner or dish washer every so often. And I even let her go to work. “

    Mate.....a Bronze statue of yourself shall be erected .......I would be the first to contribute!!!!!

    In all seriousness,it’s all good,....haven’t misread you at all.....keep up the good work...cheerd
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    Quote Originally Posted by A330driver View Post
    7mm...reaching for straws mate.....most agree here,......”she”has the much better argument and position.....trophies in that Dept is at least best...Subjective...no?
    '..most agree here,... "she" has the much better argument and position ????? I wouldn't let the missus see that one 330, it reads that you are suggesting your mrs is a swinger known to 'most here'??? Also regarding straws, it is 'clutching at ' not reaching for

 

 

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